Title: storks – part 4

Text:

I'm putting you in charge
of your very own department.

You are the new head of Letter Sorting.

(TULIP GASPS)

I didn't even know we still got letters.

We do!

- And now, you're in charge of them.
- Oh, yes! I will rock this!

You will rock this!

- Oh, yeah! Rock it hard!
- Gonna rock it hard!

And what's the number-one rule?

Always deliver!

- Wrong. Never leave this room.
- Oh.

I always thought it was
something more like \"Strength\"!

- \"Determination\"!
- Nope. That's way off.

Number-one rule, never leave this room.

Okay, well, if that...

Bored, bored, bored.

(WHISTLING)
(SIGHS)

So, how was your commute?

(HI-PITCHED VOICE) Oh, I took the bucket.

Me, too. Real backed up.

Oh, yeah. (SCOFFS)

You hear about Steve and Gloria?

What?

I hear they're an item.

- No.
- Yeah.

Are you kidding me? (GASPS)

(DEEP VOICE)
Are you guys talking about us?

(GRUMPY VOICE)
You guys better not be talking about us.

I told you that in confidence.

(DEEP VOICE)
You don't make her upset. She's my life!

Oh, no, I said it out loud.

(HI-PITCHED)
You're not supposed to say anything!

Sorry, guys. Cat's out of the bag!

- No!
- Meow!

(GASPS) Are you gossiping?
No gossip allowed! Go to HR!

I've called you both in because
I hear you've been having problems.

- And it's important we have...
- She's the one who started it!

- How dare you!
- How dare you!

- How dare both of you! You're fired!
- You can't fire me!

- I just did!
- Wait! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean that!

- Guys! Group hug!
- Group hug!

Aw.

I'm hugging myself. Okay.

(GRUNTS) Somebody write me a letter!

Come in, Ninja Commander.

This is Cowboy Astronaut Agent Nate, over.

Ninja Team Commander, are you in position?

I'm about to launch the assault.

HENRY: (THROUGH WALKIE-TALKIE)
We can absolutely do that.

That's not gonna be a problem.

Ha-ha! Dr. LeFreeze!

(GASPS)

You may have me outnumbered 7,000 to one,
but you weren't counting on one thing,

I'm not alone.

Ninja force, attack!

Ninja force?

(RADIO STATIC)

(GRUNTING)

Oh, ow! No! Oh!

This is the end.

(WEAKLY)
Ninja force, tell my wife I loved her.

(GROANS, GASPS)

(MACHINE WHIRRING)

Gardner Real Estate. Henry...

- And Sarah...
- BOTH:...Gardner!

BOTH: A house is not a home
without a Gardner!

Ninja Commander, where were you?

- Uh, can you hold one second?
- Can you just...

Dr. LeFreeze this afternoon.

You didn't show up,

and now he controls
most of Western Europe.

Ethnic tension is on the rise.

Yeah.

- We're totally done after this call, okay?
- Really?

- Five more minutes.
- SARAH: And then we'll stop.

BOTH: We promise.