Title: Hotel Transylvania – part 5

Text:

I'm so sorry, sweetheart.

I hate that you had to see that.

I'm so sorry I doubted you.

I'll never leave here again.

Okay. Okay.

Look, Daddy's going to make you
the bestest birthday ever.

Look what I brought you.

Your wormcakes.

Don't be sad anymore.

Remember, this is the year
we open Mommy's present for you.

What did she get me?

We'll see.

She said never to open until you're 118.

We've waited this long.

You eat your wormcakes.

You come down
whenever you're ready, honey.

What did you do?

What I had to.

She'll thank me one day.

Yeah, that's what the guy
who shrunk my head said.

Yes, what do you want, a cookie?

You did all right, man.

Move on already.

Yeah.

Vampire! Vampire!

A human.

Who are you?
And how did you find this place?

I'm Jonathan.

And I was just mountain
climbing with some dudes...

and heard this story
about a spooky forest.

And who's not going to go
into a spooky forest, right?

So, then I see
these goofy-looking dudes on fire.

And I just kind of followed them
to this, like, amazing castle.

But, of course, be smart.

No bonfires, no firework shows.

- How many of you are there?
- Just me.

I like to hit it alone.

You meet so many awesome people
in the youth hostels.

Hey, speaking of awesome,
that cape thing is killing it.

Is there, like, a costume party here?

What have I done?

This is all my fault.

You have to leave.

- Oh, no.
- Excuse me.

One of your piranhas in
the lake is very rude.

He ate my sister-in-law.

Be right with you.

Mr. Dracula, we asked for a room
with a view of the pool.

The room's fine. We want to book a massage.

- Yes, Swedish.
- Shiatsu.

- Aromatherapy.
- Lower back.

- Do you have hot-stone?
- We want a massage.

- I'll get back to you, Mr. Hydraberg.
- I hope so.

- I doubt it.
- See that you do.

- That's Ms. Hydraberg.
- Thanks.

- Yes, nice to see you.
- Dude, seriously, what's up?

It's kind of funky to breathe under here.

Drac. Hey, Drac. How'd it go with Mavey?

Hey. Where'd you go?