Title: Despicable Me – part 2

Text:

Hello!

Cookies for sale.

Go away. I'm not home.

Yes, you are. I heard you.

No, you didn't. This

is a recording.

- No, it isn't.
- Yes, it is.

Watch this. Leave
a message, beep.

Goodbye, recorded message.

Agnes, come on.

Kyle!

Bad dog! No! No, no.
Sit. My muffin.

Gru!

Dr Nefario.

I know how you must be feel匤g.

I, too, have encountered
great disappointment,

but in my eyes, you will
always be one of the greats.

What? What happened?

It's all over the news!

Some fella just stole a pyramid.

They're saying he makes
all other villains look

lame.

Assemble the minions!

Minions, assemble!

Okay. Okay.

Hey!

Looking good, Kevin! How
is the family? Good?

All right.

That's my Billy boy!
What up, Larry?

Hello, everybody!

Yeah, all right!

Simmer down. Simmer down!

Thank you, okay.

Now, I realise that you
guys probably heard

about this other villain
who stole the pyramids.

Apparently, it's a big deal.

People are calling it the crime of
the century and stuff like that.

But am I upset? No, I am not!

A little,

but we have had a pretty
good year ourselves,

and you guys are all
right in my book.

No, no raises!

You're not going
to get any raises.

What did we do?

Well, we stole the Times
Square JumboTron!

Nice!

That's how I roll.

Yeah, you all like watching
football on that, huh?

But that's not all.

We stole the Statue of Liberty,

the small one from Las Vegas.

And I won't even mention the
Eiffel Tower! Also Vegas.

Okay, I wasn't going to
tell you about this yet,

but I have been working
on something very big!

Something that will blow this
pyramid thing out of the water!

And thanks to the efforts of
my good friend Dr Nefario...

Thank you!

There he is.

He's styling.

Now, we have located
a shrink ray

in a secret lab, and once
we take this shrink ray,

we will have the capability

to pull off the true
crime of the century.

We are going to steal...

Wait, wait! I haven't
told you what it is yet.

Hey.

Dave, listen up, please.

Next, we are going to steal,

pause for effect,

the moon!