Title: DONALD TRUMP WAS AN INSANE BIGOT AND HITLER.

Conversation text:

WE ARE BACK HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMAN WITH THE LOVELY AND TALENTED LOUIS C.K.

NOW, LOUIS, YOU'RE NOT A PARTICULARLY POLITICAL PERSON.

YOU GET INTO A LOT OF POLITICAL HUMOR. BUT YOU DID EMAIL YOUR FANS LAST YEAR.

Stephen: AND YOU SAID, \"DONALD TRUMP WAS AN INSANE BIGOT AND HITLER\".

YEAH.

Stephen: YOU DID SAY THAT.

Stephen: BUT THEN YOU SAID-- HOLD ON. HOLD ON. DON'T JUMP ON THE TRAIN HE GOT OFF BECAUSE YOU SAID, \"YOU WILL REGRET IT.\"

WHY DO YOU REGRET IT?

YOU'VE SAID WORSE THINGS AND NOT TAKEN THEM BACK.

I DON'T TAKE IT BACK. I REGRET IT. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.

Stephen: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?

I REGRET SAYING IT. IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT TRUE. IT'S A MESSY THING, YOU KNOW.

Stephen: SURE. IT'S HOW I WAS FEELING AT THE TIME. AND I SAID IT TO A LOT—

IT JUST WAS MORE PEOPLE THAN I THOUGHT WERE GOING TO READ IT. I HAVE A LITTLE EMAIL LISTS --

Stephen: YOU HAVE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ON YOUR EMAIL LIST.

YES, BUT THAT'S NOT THAT MANY. IT TURNED INTO THIS THING, AND THE NEXT DAY I WAS ON THE \"DAILY NEWS\" COVER WITH MY FACE AND TRUMP'S FACE

AND IT SAYS, \"HE'S HITLER.\" AND I'M LIKE, \"OH, GOD! THAT'S NOT-- THAT'S NOT WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING.\"

THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH. I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT.

I REGRET IT, ALTHOUGH I WOULDN'T TAKE IT BACK.

IF YOU WENT BACK AND FIXED ALL THE MISTAKES YOU MADE YOU WOULD ERASE YOURSELF. THERE'S NO POINT TO THAT.

Stephen: YOU SAID YOU FELT THAT WAY AT THE TIME. DO YOU FEEL DIFFERENTLY?

NOW I GUESS HE'S NOT AS PROFOUND AS I THOUGHT HE WAS. I THOUGHT HE WAS A NEW KIND OF EVIL.

BUT HE'S JUST A LYING SACK OF (BLEEP). IT'S JUST SIMPLE. I MEAN

Stephen: COVER OF \"THE DAILY NEWS.\" COVER OF \"THE DAILY NEWS\" TOMORROW.

IT'S NOT AS BIG-- IT'S NOT AS SIMPLER-- IT'S SIMPLER THAN I THOUGHT.

HE'S-- YOU KNOW-- LIKE, THERE ARE LIARS. SOMETIMES PEOPLE LIE. \"THAT GUY LIED. THEY FOUND OUT HE LIED.\"

AND THEN THERE IS SOMEBODY WHO LISE ONCE IN A WHILE, CAN'T QUITE STAY INSIDETHE BOUNDARIES OF TRUTH RIGHT? SOMEBODY WHO LIES SOMETIMES.

THEN YOU HAVE A LIAR, WHO IS SOMEBODY-- IT'S LIKE A PROBLEM.

AND THEN YOU JUST HAVE LYING SACK OF (BLEEP). AND THAT'S JUST SOMEBODY WHO-- THEY JUST LIE. THEY LIKE IT. HE LIKES IT.

HE GOES, \"HA! IT WASN'T EVEN TRUE. WASN'T EVEN TRUE. AND THEN I SAID THEY WERE LIARS.\" LIKE, IT'S JUST AN INSANE-- IT'S JUST GROSS.

HE'S JUST A GROSS CROOK, DIRTY, ROTTEN, LYING, SACK OF (BLEEP). THAT'S HOW I FEEL.

AND THAT'S-- ALL RIGHT. NOT A-- LOUIS. NOT A COURAGEOUS POSITION IN THIS ROOM SO MUCH.

Stephen: LOUIS, THERE'S A GUY WHO VOTED FOR HIM UP THERE.

NO, LOOK, AND HE'S THE VICTIM OF THE LYING. I MEAN, LOOK --

Stephen: THAT GUY RIGHT THERE. THAT'S THE GUY HE LIED TO. HE DIDN'T LIE TO ME.

Stephen: AND WE LOVE HIM, RIGHT?

HE LIED TO HIM. HE DIDN'T LIE TO ME. EVERYBODY ELSE WAS LIKE, \"NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.\"

BUT THAT GUY BOUGHT IT. SO HE'S THE VICTIM OF THE LYING.

Stephen: THAT'S A VERY GENEROUS WAY TO LOOK AT THIS. WELL, I DON'T-- YOU KNOW.

IT'S NOT A POLITICAL POSITION. IT'S JUST WHEN YOU LOOK AT SOMEBODY YOU GO, \"THAT GUY'S A LYING SACK OF (BLEEP).\" IT'S SIMPLE. IT'S WHAT THE GUY IS.

IT'S REFRESHING IN A WAY TO SEE SOMEBODY WHO LIES SO MUCH.

SO OFTEN YOU THINK, \"I CAN'T TELL--\" I DON'T THINK HIS NAME IS DONALD TRUMP.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT COLOR HIS HAIR IS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT COLOR HIS SKIN IS. I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY HE HAS.

WHEN HE WALKS IN A ROOM, I SAY, \"NAH! YOU'RE NOT WALKING WITH YOUR LEGS! GET OUT OF HERE.\"

DON'T YOU WANT GOD TO SHOW UP AND SAY, I'M JUST KIDDING,\" LIKE ABOUT EVERYTHING. I JUST WISH HE WOULD.

Stephen: THAT WOULD BE NICE. ABOUT SO MANY THINGS, THOUGH.

THE GOOD NEWS IS HE'S ONE GUY. HE'S ONE GUY.

Stephen: HIRING A LOT OF PEOPLE, THOUGH.

YEAH, BUT CAN ONE GUY DO EVERYTHING?

ON THE FLIP SIDE, OBAMA WAS WONDERFUL, I LOVED HIM, AND THEN-- BUT HALF OF CHICAGO SHOT THE OTHER HALF OF CHICAGO WHILE HE WAS PRESIDENT.

AND WE BOMBED A BUNCH OF WEDDINGS IN YEMEN. WE SENT THEM, LIKE A PRESENT, LIKE THEY REGISTERED FOR A DRONE AT EVERY WEDDING THERE.

YOU DIDN'T LIKE THAT SO MUCH. NO CLAPPING THERE.

Stephen: THE DANGER IS IDENTIFYING YOURSELF WITH THE PERSON IN POWER BECAUSE THEY'RE ALWAYS GOING TO DISAPPOINT YOU.

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT. I DON'T KNOW, I WISH PEOPLE WOULD SHOW UP AND DO-- DO-- DO SOMETHING.

IT'S BORING TO VOTE. IT'S REALLY BORING.

Stephen: REALLY? YOU GET TO BAKE SALES AND EVERYTHING.

BUT YOU HAVE TO STAND IN LINE AND STUFF. PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO DO IT, AND IT'S A SHAME BECAUSE-- HERE'S THE WAY I LOOK AT IT—

PEOPLE THAT DON'T VOTE, THEY SAID, \"I DIDN'T WANT TO.\" THAT'S THEIR THING. \"I DIDN'T LIKE HILLARY.\"

THEY DIDN'T EVEN SHOW UP TO GIVE HIM AN OPPOSITE CONGRESS. THEY DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR THAT. THEY DIDN'T WANT TO.

VOTING ISN'T SOMETHING YOU DO BECAUSE WANT TO. YOU DON'T LOOK AT IT LIKE WHAT DO I WANT. HOW I DO FEEL?

YOU SAY, \"WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF I DON'T. WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF I DO?\"

THAT'S CALLED BEING AN ADULT. \"WHAT WILL HAPPEN. WHAT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY HERE? WHAT WILL BE THE OUTCOME?\"

AN ELECTION IS BIGGER THAN YOUR LITTLE TASTE-- IT'S A MUCH BIGGER DEAL THAN THAT.

THE WHOLE THING IS GOING TO CAVE IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL.

YEAH. BUT IN ONE YEAR, THEY HAVE A CHANCE TO GIVE HIM SOME PEOPLE TO CONTEND WITH.

Stephen: MAYBE SO, MAYBE SO, ONE YEAR FROM NOW. DO YOU VOTE?

YES, SURE.

Stephen: ME, TOO, ME, TOO. WELL.

DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY. REMEMBER HOW GREAT THIS STARTED AND THEN IT WENT...

Stephen: NO, IT'S JUST AS GOOD. IT'S JUST AS GOOD.