Title:Big Questions with Brad Pitt.

Conversation text:

Wow.

Look at that night sky.

It's so beautiful.

It sure is.

Oh!

Oh, hey, brad Pitt! I never see you up here.

Yeah, i haven't been out in a While.

Feels good.

Feels good.

Hey, Stephen?

Yeah, brad?

If the universe includes all Of existence,

what existed Before the universe?

That's a good Question.

Probably just a teaser trailer For the universe with, like, one Really good scene that isn't Even in the universe once it's Released.

Hey, brad, do you believe in Life after death?

I'm not sure.

I definitely believe in death After life.

Yeah, yeah.

Gotta say that's--That's deep.

Yes, i am.

Aren't i?

Yeah.

Hey, Stevie?

Yeah, Bradley?

Why do we only remember some Of our dreams?

Because not all of Our dreams are about having ... In a helicopter.

Sad, but true.

So true.

Hey, Bradford?

Yes, Steve-Arino?

Do you think beauty Is really only skin deep?

I don't know.

I've never taken my skin off.

Hey, Steve-amigo?

Yeah, Bradley trooper?

Do you believe that clothes Make the man?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

But my tailor swears it's the Other way around.

Hey, colby cheese, do you Think humans are basically good Or evil?

Hmmm... Basically good.

What about you?

Yeah, yeah, basically good.

But also kind of chewy.

Hey, what do you see when you Look up there?

Oh, i see an endless Void-- no answers, no meaning,

No way to construct Coherence from the swirling Chaos.

You see all that when you Look into space?

Oh, no.

Just that cloud looks like Sean Spicer.

Oh, yeah, weird.

Hey, Stevie-c.

Do you think mathematics are the Underlying structure of the Universe, or did we just invent It?

Whoa.

Blew my mind, brad.

I'm not sure if numbers are the Underlying reality.

But one thing is absolutely True: you're a solid eight.

Really?

An eight?

I didn't want to Seem desperate.

Shooting star!

Shooting star!

You're sweet.

Thanks, thanks.

Thanks.

Hey, Pitty-Patt

Do you think anyone can ever Truly know themselves?

Doesn't matter.

No, in the end, it turns out we Were all Edward Norton the whole Time.

Wow.

Wow.

I did not see that coming.

Really?

There were, like, a ton of clues Everywhere.

The second time You watch it, obviously, the Second time you watch it.

Hey, \"brad to the bone\"?

Yeah, \"we ain't leavin' 'til We're Stephen\"?

Is it possible to Describe infinity?

Yes.

Yes, it is.

It's one less than the number of ocean's sequels we're going to Make.

Hey, Stevie-Colbeazy?

Yes, Brad-Amir Pitt-in?

I like that one.

You're sweet!

Thanks.

You, too.

Hey, if you could travel, i Mean time travel, would you go To the past or to the future?

I'd go to the Future.

Cool.

Like 1,000 years to see what Sort of new technologies are Invented to solve the world's Problems?

No, i just want to Go to next Friday so i can Watch your new movie \"war Machine\" on Netflix.

Oh! That's so nice. That's so nice.

I'd definitely want to go the Past.

Oh, right, so you Could kill Hitler?

No, i already did that in a Movie.

I'd just go back about five Minutes go, so i can change this Scene to include another plug For my movie \"war machine\" Appearing on Netflix.

Wait a second, you Did it.

Whoa!

It really works.

Hey, Stephen. Why is there something rather Than nothing?

I think so Advertisers have something to Put commercials in between.

Brad Pitt, everybody.

war machine is on Netflix next Friday.