ایران و ترامپ!

Title: Iran And Trump!

Text:

President Trump has once again falsely accused the FBI of spying on him,

but it turns out there was one person who really did secretly tape Trump – his own lawyer.

For more on this, it's time for \"A Closer Look.\"

The President is facing an intense political backlash over his press conference last week with Vladimir Putin.

His administration still has thousands of migrant children jailed and separated from their parents,

and his personal fixer, Michael Cohen, might be cooperating with federal Investigators.

So, naturally, Trump has decided the appropriate response is to threaten a war with Iran.

-President Trump is once again threatening the annihilation of a country very late last night.

Trump tweeted out, in all capitals,

\"To Iranian President Rouhani -- never, ever threaten the United States again,

or you will suffer consequences the likes of which few throughout history have ever suffered before.

We are no longer a country that will stand for your demented words of violence and death.

Be cautious!\" -Wow.

You can take the crazy old man out of Queens,

but you can't make him stop yelling at foreigners.

Also -- also -- you don't get to say \"Be cautious\" when you're tweeting in all caps.

That's like a British person screaming at the top of their lungs,

\"Keep calm and carry on!\" \"We're all gonna die!\"

Trump's threat of war against Iran was just the latest in a series of unhinged comments over the weekend.

Since the start of his presidency,

Trump has also nursed the paranoid fantasy that the FBI and the Democrats were spying on him.

Over the weekend, he tweeted.

I think my favorite part of that one is \"surveillance\" in parentheses.

In case you didn't know what \"spied upon\" means, here's a longer word for it.

Surveillance must have been on his Word of the Year calendar.

\"Surveillance -- Oh, spied upon. See you next January, words.

\" Trump's latest outburst came after the Justice Department released a redacted version

of the application they filed to surveil a Trump campaign adviser named Carter Page.

There he is.

God bless him.

That's how your dog looks at you when he's torn a pillow apart

and you haven't started yelling at him yet.

\"I took care of that pillow for you! I did good, right?\"