Title: Neymar Jr. Terrifying Shot

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How many soccer fans do we have here?

I know at least 40% of you are lying but I appreciate the enthusiasm.

If you are a soccer fan you are undoubtedly familiar with the super human known as Neymar JR.

He's the star players for Barcelona and for the Brazilian national team, he won an Olympic gold medal,

He's only 25 years old and he happens to be on our roof right now.

Hola, amigo.

Hi, Jimmy.

Jimmy: Neymar, first of all, thanks for taking the elevator all the way up there.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to score the first-ever goal over Hollywood boulevard from our building to the el Capitan

To the Hollywood highland center all the way across the street.

Do you think you can do it? Can you make it to the Hollywood and highland center?

I can.

Jimmy: beautiful.

But not only is the net more than 150 feet away, it is being guarded by America's number one goalie/security guard.

Guillermo.

Hi, Guillermo.

Guillermo: hi, Jimmy!

Jimmy: you look great.

Guillermo: Jimmy, I’m very excited, very happy with Neymar!

Jimmy: you look like we should cut you in half and squeeze you into a drink.

Guillermo, if I remember correctly, you love heights, right?

Guillermo: no, I hate heights.

Jimmy: you do not like heights, yes.

Neymar's your favorite soccer player, correct?

Guillermo: yes, I love Neymar, you know that.

Jimmy: I know that.

Are you nervous right now?

Guillermo: no, not nervous, I’m happy right now with Neymar.

Jimmy: you're happy, to be almost so close to him, it must be exciting.

Which are you more worried about right now, playing against your favorite or plummeting to your death?

Guillermo: plummeting to my death.

Jimmy: do not dive for the ball.

Okay?

Guillermo: okay, Jimmy.

I promise.

Jimmy: this is important but not that important.

Neymar, are you nervous right now?

Come on, man.

I will try.

Jimmy: what if I told you Guillermo plays for a recreational soccer team in north Hollywood?

And they won their first playoff game on Sunday? Are you nervous now? No? Okay, all right.

no.

Jimmy: all right, then.

Let's do this.

This is a long kick.

I don't know, seems kind of -- seems a little more dangerous than I care for.

But let's do it.

Are you ready?

Ready.

Jimmy: all right, let's do it.

Here we go.

Going all the way over Hollywood boulevard.

Guillermo: three, two, one!

Jimmy: and here we go.

Oh, a little bit short! Oh, this is where a guy gets hit by a bus.

Unfortunately we only have one ball so this is going to take -- no, okay, all right.

Here we go again.

Just got to get a little more leg into it.

Whoa! A little bit short.

Why is there no -- did we clear the traffic? Oh.

Once again we brought the city to a complete halt! For no good reason at all! Neymar.

Guillermo: come on Neymar! Neymar, Neymar!

Jimmy: take your time.

And here we go.

It is a big kick -- oh my goodness!

Jimmy: can we look at that again? Can we look at it again in slow motion? Let's take another look.

Here's the ball. He had the distance. And right in the corner of the net. Past Guillermo.

What was the one thing I told you not to do?

Guillermo: not to dive.

Jimmy: yeah, not to dive.

Guillermo: but it's Neymar, Jimmy, the best player in the world.

Jimmy: Neymar that was quite a shot, congratulations.