Title: funny robin Williams – part 2

Conversation text:

You look great though you look very stylish and like a man who's a good woman is taking a right good hold you.

You get your hair cut you’re your socks match everything's working

Cleaned up your acuity to get married to go to court

Well you know … that

It's you're right but she picked all the clothes

But you look great its sensational and you're going around the world doing The Happy Feet Penguin

Yeah pimping the Penguins is fine

Yeah, you did a big world tour for them

Well where we go from tonight I fly to London and go there and talk about penguins

Tonight?

This guy goes wow, once you get over the language barrier its OK.

That guy coughed London wow, you sarcastic bastard

Hey I just came from Paris wow

Oh we went to the Paris for the honeymoon

We had the honeymoon suite at Notre Dom

That must have been a surprise

Yeah come up here we go right now, don't be afraid if you need anything just ring the bell

But it was so great

Very romantic

Restaurants in Paris are wonderful we went to a tiny little restaurant had five tables

At one of the tables there were two couples and a cat sitting eating dinner

Even the cats going … try the mouse it's fabulous

It's crazy and then at the end of the meal … again

Did you ever smoked when you were in Paris?

No I never um you mean cigarettes?

Yes

No I never smoked.

Is that marijuana on your tie?

Maybe

You got marijuana on your tie?

Someone blew marijuana on my tie, I wondered why i was hungry.

Have you got some kind of free the hemp-sisters or something?

Free the hemp-sisters?!

Yeah I don't know what It means

I can't smoke pot because the moment I smoke pot I'm just like you know, a bad thing

Yeah ah it's a joke its a joke

Right now there's someone leper going I'm hardly infectious

I don't think leprosy affects your voice

Okay oh Robin we were doing so well we hadn’t offended anybody until you came in

Do you worry about that?

Oh big time really I've had it happen all the time.

What people get mad at you For just …

Or you say something and then

But now with the internet somebody would call me now dear Mr. Williams you know it's like bingo

Well you have to be very … you've done it

I've done it … the only safe place to go is Nazis

I was on a German talk show once

This is very true I was on this German talks and this woman said

Mr. Williams why do you think there's not so much comedy in Germany?

And I said did you ever think you tried to kill all the funny people.

Not a joke oh they will tell us every year on Wall Timers Foundation

I seem to have forgotten everything before but she didn't bat an eyelash

She just went no! And at that point you know on stage …

Well see, everybody thinks they're funny though everybody thinks I've got a sense of humor

That's the problem, even people that do have a sense of humor they go …

That's not funny

Yes it's funny

No No No I know funny I'm German

Yeah knock-knock ... We ask the question