Title: The green-eyed monster.

Conversation text:

Narrator: It was late afternoon.

William Shakespeare has just arrived at his favourite pub, The Duck and Whistle. His actor friend Thomas Swann is already there.

Barmaid: Mr Will. Can you do something about that Mr Thomas? He's been drinking and shouting all afternoon.

If you can't shut him up, I'm going to throw him out.

Thomas Swann: I'm a wonderful husband. I give the woman everything and this is how she treats me!

Barmaid: Be quiet, you silly old fool. See, Mr Will? His head's full of jealous nonsense about his wife.

That Robert Harley said he saw her talking to Henry Darcy, and now he's all in a rage…

Thomas: That filthy toad… I'll burn his house down… and when I get my hands on her…

Will: Oh dear. The green-eyed monster attacks again!

Barmaid: Hmm. Jealousy: the green-eyed monster. You're right Mr Will, jealousy is a monster:

it gets inside people, eats them up. Makes them think the worst, like Mr Thomas here, makes them say and do terrible things.

Will: The green-eyed monster. It's rather clever, isn’t it Bess? It's in my play, Othello.

The evil Iago warns his friend, Othello, about the dangers of jealousy. He says: Beware, my lord, of jealousy…

Robert Harley as Iago: Beware, my lord, of jealousy;

It is the green-ey'd monster, which doth mock the meat it feeds on.

Barmaid: Beware the green-eyed monster… that's good advice!

Will: It is good advice indeed, but Iago's true plan is to make Othello believe that Desdemona, his wife, is cheating on him.

Barmaid: And is she?

Will: No, but Iago knows jealousy makes people do crazy things, and his plan works. Othello murders Desdemona!

Barmaid: That's terrible. Poor Desdemona! We'd better keep an eye on that Mr Thomas!

Narrator: We'll leave them there for now. In Shakespeare's day, the man was the head of the household, and an unfaithful wife was a great dishonour.

The phrase the green-eyed monster is still used today to describe the dangers of uncontrolled jealousy in relationships.

For example, Irish pop singer Ronan Keating said of his marriage:

Clip 1: The green-eyed monster rears its ugly head and brings out all my insecurities.

I don't like it if Yvonne is out without me. I just can’t help it.

Clip 2: I thought I'd got over my ex, but when I saw him with his new girlfriend, the green-eyed monster got me.

Will: And now I must go home: Mrs Shakespeare feels that I've been spending rather too much time in the pub. Come on, Thomas…

Barmaid: Ooooh - it sounds like Mrs S has got the green-eyed monster too!

Thomas Swann: Come on, Will! Stay for another beer!

Will: Hmmm… To stay, or not to stay: that's a tricky question.