Title: Hotel Transylvania – part 3

Text:

We're ready!

If only Martha were here to see this.

She's always here, Wanda.

Okay, friends,

I am so glad you are here to celebrate.

Another birthday for my sweet little Mavis,

and another successful year

of refuge from them!

These are recent human images

our surveillance has uncovered.

They are getting fatter

so as to overpower us.

And they are wearing less clothing,

allowing more movement to strangle us

or cut open our heads

and put candy in them.

But they will never

find us here.

Evil villain, you will never win!

Okie doke. The fun starts in 30 minutes.

Right now, I have to see my little girl.

She's not so little anymore!

Yes, she is!

What's going on out there?

Are we at the hotel?

Frank, did you book us

for a tandem massage?

Did you get us a table at Hunchback's?

Did you do anything?

You're welcome.

What's going on?

Dad, you said that

when I turned 118,

I could go out into the world

like every other adult that gets

to come and go from this hotel.

\"But, Mavey Wavey, it's not safe.\"

Dad, 30 years ago, you promised.

I remember, we were both eating mice,

and you specifically said

that you gave me your word.

Do not disturb.

- Do not disturb.

- Do not disturb.

Do not disturb.

- Do not disturb.

- Do not disturb.

- Do not disturb.

- Good morning, Your Eminence.

Maid, clean up this room!

It's you. Glad you could make it.

- Is she up yet?

- She's up.

She's ready to go. And by \"go,\" I mean go.

As in, go check the world out.

What you gonna do? What you gonna say?

I got it covered. Please, relax.

Just do your job.

Good morning, Mavey Wavey!

Happy birthday, my little mouse!

Thank you, Dad.

I know it's my birthday.

I have so much fun planned.

But first, we go catch

some scorpions together,

just the two of us, yes, dead-ums?

Dad, please, let me speak.

There's something we have to talk about.

You want to go out into the world. You can.

I knew you were gonna say that.

But, Dad, you gave me your word,

and you know that I know that

a Dracula's word is sacred.

That our trust is the core of our...

Wait, what?

I said you can go.

You're just playing with me.

No, no, no, no.

You're old enough to drive a hearse now,

you're old enough to

make your own choices.

You can go.

Holy rabies! Holy rabies!

Stop.

Wait a second, sweetfangs.

Where are you going?

Oh, well, I'm going to paradise,

and this is just some stuff

that I thought I would need.

- Paradise?

- Yeah, you know.

It's that place out there

where you and Mom met.

Auntie Wanda says you two

were just like, Zing!

I don't know from \"Zing.\"

Where did you find that card?

In one of your drawers.

Why won't you ever tell me

about how you met?

It's actually Hawaii.

What-what?

Look, honey, I know you're excited,

but everyone has gone to great lengths

to come see you on your birthday.

I know. They always do.

But aren't I getting a little old

for these parties?

I love them,

but I really want to see new things.

Maybe meet somebody my age.

Come on. No, no, don't do that.

Don't give me the pouty batface.

Okay, there is a human village

just a little ways past the cemetery.

You could go there and be back

in, like, 30 minutes or so.

It should be plenty for your first time.

Well, it's not Ha-wee-wee, but I guess

it's still technically out there.

Okay, okay, okay!

Thanks for trusting me.

Of course, my little one.

I gave you my word.